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The only time a man has the absolute say in a pregnancy is if he’s carrying it.
Why all the crushes on Alex Vause when there’s Poussey Washington I will never understand.
[Mr. Krabs was panicked, and he burst into his restaurant.]
Who took me secret formuler!?
[President Nixon looks crestfallen, as he had been looking forward to a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty for so long that he couldnt help himself and stole the formula. ]
I’m so sorry Eugene, ive hurt you once again
Ya betrayed me for the last time, Nixon. Your beloved country will fall
somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me
im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?
you bet jurassican
i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations
*points to favorite character* bisexual
*fandom crying loudly* no…stop……theyre not….they either homogay or heterostraight…..please don’t….
*points to favorite character again* love that bisexual
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